Based on the chart below, can you guess what happened at approximately two miles into my ride this morning?
That's right, I learned that you can use your left buttock as a break pad to go from 35mph to a full stop. So now I can cross that off the list of things to try.
I can also cross off figuring out how to apply neosporin to a hamburgery goose-egg the size of my palm with minimal pain. (Hint: spread it on a plate first, then lay a gauze bandage in it to soak it up before applying to the skin.)