Monday, March 18, 2013

Spring break weekend

What do Cancun and DC have in common?  Spring breakers.  Cancun gets the party-wild college kids; DC gets the school groups.  They arrive in giant charter buses and troop through the city in matching t-shirts while learning about Our Nation's Capitol.  Oh, to be a student with regular buit-in vacations! 

Normally spring just rolls right by me -- it's usually a busy time of year for me at work, and my non-work time is spent planning international travel and planting my container gardens too soon.  This year was shaping up to be more of the same (only with the added distraction of trying to convince someone to hire me), until this weekend, when the Waterhouses showed up.

Because, you see, Amanda's a teacher, and her brother's in school.  So they still get spring break.  And this year they decided to visit DC en famille -- Amanda flew out from Denver, Andy and Jenn from Salt Lake City, and Will and Susan from Grand Junction.  (Rachel et al. didn't make it, but we'll see them in Chicago in April.)  Fortunately for me, they invited me to join them in their adventures.

And by "adventures" I mean food, art, food, theatre, food, art, dance, food.  Basically in that order and frequency.  Which, of course, is how spring break (and, really, life) ought always to be done!

Here are some of the highlights:

Dinner at Central Michel Richard
Think French bistro, taken up a couple of notches. 

Cheese puffs.  Hot and perfect.

"Faux" gras (because it's chicken and not goose),
with terrine, cornichons and mustard

Oysters!

Rockfish with vegetables

Profiteroles with vanilla icecream and dark chocolate

Modern dance, with a Swedish twist
The Kennedy Center is presenting a month-long festival featuring the performing arts (and design and visual arts) of Scandinavia.  On Saturday night, we saw the GoteborgsOperans Danskompani perform in the Eisenhower Theatre.  They had a crisp, clean style and some very nice moments (their OleroB -- based on Maurice Ravel's Bolero -- was my favorite, with the androgynous costumes and magical glitter at the end).  But I never really felt the emotional depth in the choreography or dancers that I often find so rewarding in modern dance, and the technical and cerebral elements of the performance just weren't enough to carry the evening to greatness.



Sunday brunch at Mintwood Place
Amanda and I broke off from the rest of the group on Sunday morning to meet up with Amy for brunch at Mintwood Place (which apparently has made it to the semifinalist list for the James Beard Foundation Award for best restaurant and best chef in the mid-Atlantic region).  Amy had seen the dance concert on Friday, so we were able to compare notes. 

Belgian waffle, with one egg and a side of bacon

Dinner at J&G Steakhouse
This restaurant has been one of my standby favorites for a while now -- it's delicious and has a cool vibe.  Sunday night was no different on that front (in fact, my appetizer and dessert were probably the best I've eaten there), but the service was SO SLOW!!  Seriously, we sat down at 6:45pm and didn't leave until after 10:00pm.  Which wouldn't have been a problem if we had been doing a multi-course tasting menu, but we were just doing an ordinary dinner.  Fortunately, we didn't have after-dinner plans, and between the six of us we had enough crazy travel stories to keep ourselves entertained for hours. 

Crab cake with grapefruit, avocado and ginger sauce

Lamb with vegetables

Cheesecake with grapefruit sorbet and marmalade

Saturday, March 16, 2013

How did it go?

Hard to say.  I mean, I was there and all, but I'm having a hard time forming an opinion on whether the interview went well or not. 


To be honest, I'm feeling kind of down about it. As I replay the questions, I can identify a couple where my responses were a little less than stellar, and a few that could have been perfect if I'd only had the presence of mind to say two more things.  The GC was clearly looking for a very specific skill set -- more so than was indicated in the job announcement -- and while I've got lots of experience with part of what she's looking for, I have virtually no experience with the other part. And as we talked, I found her difficult to read.  I couldn't tell if she was genuinely pleased to have me interview, or if interviewing me was a gesture to the firm motivated by a desire to have us continue providing pro bono work.  Unfortunately, the other person I was supposed to meet with had to cancel our appointment due to other work emergencies, so I don't have anyone to compare to (or who can be a cheerleader for me, if needed). 

On the other hand, these negative feelings may have more to do with chemistry and psychology than any objective evaluation of the situation.  This interview was the culmination of a couple of weeks of intense preparation and anticipation, and immediately after the interview I climbed onto a train and sat for 3 hours with nothing to do but (over)analyze everything and wish I'd brought more snacks.  Coming off of a pre-interview high like that, I think it's pretty natural to feel ambivalent and overly critical and a little deflated.

But if I force myself to look at things with a more objective eye, there's every reason to remain positive and hopeful.  After all, I am one of the few who actually received an invitation to interview.  I do have a lot of experience in one of the key areas of interest and a demonstrated ability to learn new things and perform at a high level in a variety of settings.  The GC has received some very strong recommendations on my behalf.  And she even suggested I get in touch with a guy in DC who recently graduated from NYU law school and who worked for them for a while -- she wouldn't have done that if she hated me.  As for the other interviewer, it may be that this missed connection will simply be grounds for having me back for another round of interviews.

Regardless, not having that second interview meant that I had time to stop at a cafe and get a little lemon tart to tide me through the train ride home.

So much of Les Miserables still to read!!

The GC said they won't be making any final decisions for "several weeks," so now begins a period of suspense in which I suspect I'll focus on work and everything else in order to avoid wondering when (and what) I'll hear back.  I'll let you know if/when I do hear anything!  Keep those prayers and positive energy coming!!

Friday, March 15, 2013

Big Day

I got a full seven hours of sleep last night; a killer workout and a hearty breakfast this morning. I'm sporting a pink tie, a green watch and flawlessly polished shoes; there's a fresh vial of eye drops in my bag. My head is full of questions and (hopefully!) brilliant responses.

My train arrives at 2pm -- it's game time at 3pm.

There's a lot at stake, and I'm playing for keeps. I think I'm ready. Wish me luck!!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Reconnect!

So I walk into the Verizon store to buy a new phone, and the guy looks me up and says, "I see you bought insurance -- just call this number and they'll send you a replacement phone overnight." 

I love it when I'm a responsible adult and buy insurance.  (Even if, when the crisis occurs, I forget that I've got it and spend the weekend kicking myself for not being a responsible adult.) 

The upshot is that I now have a fully functional phone and am ready to reenter the hyper-connected world of the 21st century.  Only thing is that my backup storage didn't work as well as my insurance, so I need phone numbers and addresses. 

If you're reading this blog and want me to have your contact information, send me a text (same phone number as before) or an email (jackjasondavis at gmail dot com).

 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Phone-less, again.

I am having the worst luck with iPhones.  I've hade one for less than a year, and already I've lost two.  The first time it fell out of my bag in a Crate & Barrel while I was shopping for shower curtains.  This time it fell off my seat during a standing ovation at the Kennedy Center and was forgotten in the shuffle to get out.  How is it possible for me never to lose anything else in my life, but always to lose the one piece of expensive technology that I really don't want to lose??  Grrr.

Of course, this means that I'm feeling grumpy and poor and acutely aware of just how single I am.  I mean, there's nothing like losing one's phone or locking one's keys in the trunk to drive home the fact that I live alone and am totally self-reliant.  The family and close friends that I should be able to turn to in situations like this are impractically far away, so when that self-reliance breaks down I'm really in a bind.  I need to build a stronger local support network here.

The timing is also extremely inopportune.  Normally I go for weeks without really needing my phone; but of course now I'm in the midst of coordinating a crucial job interview in New York, and the hiring office is relying on my cell phone number.  If I want that process to go smoothly (and I do), I just can't afford to be unreachable.  So first thing tomorrow morning, I'll be in the Verizon store buying yet another cell phone (possibly not an iPhone) so that I can keep my life from running off the tracks.

[Don't hate me for dropping the "job interview" reference without further explanation.  If you aren't already au courant, think of it as a cliff-hanger -- like Matthew Crawley crushed under the car.  Hopefully I will have lots more to report soon.]

The loss of my phone also means that I don't have any photos of recent activities.  So you'll just have to believe me when I say I've had a good weekend (lost cell phone notwithstanding).  I enjoyed first rate performing arts, first with the Folger Shakespeare Theatre's strong production of Henry V, which in my mind is one of Shakespeare's best history plays . . .

Best wooing scene ever
followed by an excellent National Symphony Orchestra concert featuring Swedish mezzo-soprano Anne Sofie von Otter singing Schubert lieder and the University of Maryland choirs singing Mozart's Requiem (my all-time favorite requiem).

The concert was part of the Kennedy Center's festival of Scandinavian
arts, and boy did she fit the bill:  8 feet tall and white-blonde hair.

A weekend of performing arts isn't complete without good food, and this weekend was no exception.  Having finished my Paleo nutrition challenge this week (we won!!), I'm now able to eat things like bread and cheese.  I kicked off the weekend with a pre-theatre dinner at Le Pain Quotidien, where I ordered a delicious tartine of warm goat cheese with pear, honey and prosciutto.  On Saturday I went French at the Bistro du Coin and was disappointed with a mediocre gratin d'endives and filet of salmon.  Today I more than made up for any gastronimical disappointments by making Mexican chocolate pots de creme from a recipe I found on the blog Nom Nom Paleo -- all I have to say is that everyone who reads this blog should run, not walk, to the kitchen and whip up a batch of this decadent dessert.  It was super easy to prepare and oh, so exquisitely, chocolately delicious.  (And believe me, the suggested small serving sizes are there to protect you from death by chocolate.)  I'll be eating chocolate all week long.

We also had the first truly spring-like weekend of the season, with temperatures in the low 60s.  I took advantage of it on Saturday to go running on the local high school track, and then for a quick 20-mile spin on the bike.  It was great to be outside in the sunny, warm weather.  I can tell that my winter gym workouts have maintained a good general fitness base, but there's still no substitute for getting out there and actually running and cycling.  It's going to take me a few weeks to get back up to speed!





 

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Booked!

It's that time of year again, my friends!  The time of year when all my great travel plans for the year start coming together.  My previous Great Adventures have taken me to Africa, South America, Europe (Eastern and Western) and the Middle East -- so where to this year? 

Asia!  Southeast Asia, to be specific:  Vietnam and Cambodia. 

 
I'm going in June with Vanessa, a friend of mine from Rennes (because an American man and a French woman vacationing in Vietnam isn't historically awkward at all . . .).  We've got a lot of planning left to do -- and probably more than a few shots to get -- but I'm super excited.  There will be jungles, ruins, motorcycles and so, so much delicious food!
 
Of course, Southeast Asia is only the centerpiece of this year's travel.  Also on deck:  Chicago in April and Poland in September.  Stay tuned!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Snowquester!

The great thing about DC snowstorms is that they generate ENORMOUS hype and anxiety, and only very rarely live up to it -- which means I get to enjoy all the drama of a weather emergency without the inconvenience of the real thing.

For example, today:  DC is supposed to get socked by the last big snowstorm of the season; they're forecasting between 4 and 8 inches of snow throughout the day (don't laugh).  Because this is equivalent to THE END OF THE WORLD, the federal government has shut down, schools are closed, and everyone and their dog is in the grocery store buying 300 rolls of toilet paper and frozen pizza. 

I was supposed to go to Philadelphia today for all-day meetings with a client, but those plans have changed in favor of a remote teleconference -- which means that, instead of catching the train at the crack of dawn and sitting in a conference room all day with terrible food, I got to sleep in (till 5:30am!), go to the gym, and am now curled up in yoga pants and a t-shirt on the couch drafting stock purchase agreements until it's time to join the teleconference. 

Meanwhile, it's snowing.  Not enough to warrant the panic, but enough to make me feel very cosy and happy right now. 

Monday, March 4, 2013

More misérables!

Finally, after FOUR LONG MONTHS, I've finished Volume I! 


Okay, so it may have taken my Mormon pioneer ancestors less time to cross the Great Plains than it took me to read the first half of everyone's favorite eighteen-hundred-page novel.  So what!  At least nobody's died of cholera along the way.  And besides, we can chalk this up as a faith-building example of "enduring to the end" -- because I've still got about 900 pages to go. 

 
My negative opinion of Victor Hugo hasn't changed much.  I still think he's incredibly misogynistic, and his penchant for long tangents that do nothing to advance the plot still drives me nuts.  But my positive opinion of Victor Hugo -- which exists separately, and in parallel to my negative opinion -- has grown tremendously this time around.  Having taken the sage advice of Quynh-Nhu to slow down and take the pace of the novel on its own terms, I've grown to appreciate Hugo's incredibly perceptive eye -- and eloquent pen -- for capturing social nuances, moral complexity and the simultaneously divine and devilish messiness of humanity.  Those moments don't come on every page, or even every 50 pages, but when they do come, they're like little revelations flashing in muddy water. 

Sunday, March 3, 2013

March!

The worst part about early March is that you think it's spring but it's still freezing cold.  All I want is for it to be warm and sunny and green outside! 

What better way to ring in a new month and distract myself from the cold air and snowy weather forecast than planning a trip to warm and sunny . . . CHICAGO! 

Okay, not so warm or sunny right now, but I'm not going until the end of April -- and by then it had very well better be warmer and sunnier than DC is now.  Plus, I'll be meeting up with the Waterhouses (who are traveling there) and a couple of other friends from NY and France (who live there), so you can be sure there will be plenty of performing arts, good food (Michelin does Chicago!) and fun times regardless of whatever the weather might do.

In the meantime, I'll keep working on that Sysyphean task of balancing work, fun and the rest of life in a way that let's me do it all and write about it now and then, too.  Because I promise, interesting things have happened in the last couple of weeks, despite my not having written.  It's just that I've been trying very hard to get 7 hours of sleep every night and, as you know, it's virtually impossible to get anything done when you spend that much time just lying around doing nothing.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Storytelling - Greek mythology and Oscar shorts

Stories.  I love 'em.  They get you out of your head, into someone else's.  They take you places.  They make you feel things and understand things that you might never otherwise feel or understand because the scope of your first-hand experience is too narrow. 

As a teenager who read way too many books (for example, in my ninth-grade English class we were supposed to read 1,000 pages each semester; I read 10,000), I probably would have said that I was reading for the story.  In the intervening years, I've come to appreciate the telling of the story as much as the story itself -- possibly more, since good storytelling can transform an otherwise mediocre tale and poor storytelling can cripple a good one.

These past two weekends have been full of stories and storytelling. 

I.

Last Sunday I finally got to see Mary Zimmerman's Metamorphoses at Arena Stage.  I say "finally" because I've been wanting to see it ever since 2002, when I was in New York for the very first time and decided to see a more traditional musical like Chicago instead of some weird non-musical that got people wet -- naturally that "weird" play won a Tony for best play, the playwright/director got a MacArthur Genius Award, and I've loved everything of hers that I've seen since (Lookingglass Alice, Candide, Arabian Nights -- all of which I apparently saw prior to writing this blog, because I can't find any posts about them).  



Metamorphoses is based on Ovid's poem of the same title, and stories and storytelling are at it's core.  The central conceit is a group of people sitting around telling each other stories that people have been telling each other for centuries; namely, Greek myths.  The actors tell us the stories of Midas, Eros and Psyche, Orpheus and Eurydice, and a bunch of others -- through all of which runs a central theme of, transformation.  

Eros and Psyche
What struck me about the storytelling is just how spare it could be while delivering a powerful message.  Greek mythology is so deeply ingrained in Western culture (especially as inculcated through my liberal-arts-heavy education) that in many instances Zimmerman could dispense of everything but a person and a single simbolic action (for example, a woman walks on stage and opens a box, smoke escapes, and she walks off) and we still get the point and know the whole story (Pandora!).  Because the basic stories already live in our heads, Zimmerman could evoke them with little effort and then let the combination of the audience's imagination and her script bring them to life with current, modern resonance.

One of my favorite sequences was Orpheus and Eurydice.  The actors performed the story twice (Eurydice dies on her wedding day; Orpheus goes into the underworld to rescue her; but right as they emerge from the underworld he looks at her -- which he was forbidden from doing -- and loses her forever), and each time the narrator offered a different interpretation -- one from Ovid; one from Rilke -- and in so doing invited us to question both of those interpretations, as well as the interpretations we place on any of these stories.

II.

Tonight I saw a different set of stories, all in short-form, unrelated to each other, and told in sequence, but this time film was the medium, and their common quality the fact that they've all been nominated for Academy Awards. 

The live action shorts included a film from Belgium/France (La mort d'une ombre), Canada (Henry), the United States (Curfew), Afghanistan/USA (Buzkashi Boys), and South Africa (Asad).  None of these stories was light:  In one, a ghost takes pictures of deaths as they happen in hopes of returning to life; in another, an aging man struggles with dementia; another presents a man on the verge of suicide and his beaten sister; the remaining two offer bleak depictions of childhood in war-ravaged countries.

The first two were my favorites, both because I liked them in their own right, and because I loved the pairing. 

Death of a Shadow
La mort was a fantastical and somewhat gothic story of a WWI soldier who takes pictures of deaths (which appear as shadows) in an effort to buy a second chance at life. He succeeds only to realize that the reason for his return -- a lovely young woman who nursed him -- has been shattered by the death of her own soldier love.  Our hero sacrifices his new-found life to restore that other soldier to the woman he loves.  Not necessarily a profoundly original tale, but the shadow-camera is a cool idea, and the visual presentation of the film is gorgeous. 
Henry
What La mort really did was prime the pump for Henry.  This is a story of an aging musician who is losing his memory.  The film takes us through moments of lucidity and dementia, and it rips your heart out to witness Henry's loss of the beautiful, happy memories of his life with his wife (a violinist who is dead), his daughter (whom he doesn't recognize), and even himself ("Was I a good man?" he asks the stranger who is is daughter).  The tender Schubert piano music of the soundtrack contributes significantly to the poignant tale.  By the end I was a complete wreck.

The others were fine; each with strong points.  The more I think about them, though, the less I like the Afghani/US film.  It was visually stunning (those mountains!) and told the story well -- but here I think the story and the storytelling were out of synch.  The film was written by an American, funded (at least in part) by the U.S. State Department, and it felt like an unhappy projection of the "American Dream" onto the reality of war-torn Afghanistan.  I'm having a hard time figuring out how I feel about the film because I feel like I can't tell whose story it is or who is telling it -- and that uncertainty makes me distrust the film; I remember it cynically, and so it falls in my esteem.

 

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Ladyfood, caveman style

So.  You're a caveman.  You're all fit from crossfitting and eating mastodons and birdseed and stuff, and you get invited to a potluck with your team so that you can score some points and beat the competition.  What do you bring?

The answer isn't obvious.  Especially when the hostess is making some famous chili recipe and everyone else is bringing steak and stuffed peppers and paleo brownies and homemade coconut-milk icecream with fresh blueberries. 

Your first instinct will be to attempt that pad thai recipe again, but then Whole Foods will still not have any coconut aminos, and you'll decide that it's better to let that one go than risk another meltdown in the Asian food aisle.  Instead, you'll do something simple and delicious and not very cavemanlike:  Ladyfood.

Specifically, quiche.  Quiche!  Mmmm.

Thanks to the PaleOMG blog, you find a recipe that looks delicious and doesn't require any fancy-pants ingredients.  It does have a weird take on the crust -- replacing the typical flaky pastry crust (which isn't allowed in the paleo regime) with a "crust" made of ground meat -- but hey, isn't this all about trying new things?  Within minutes you're pressing your mild Italian sausage into pie-crust form and sauteeing your sweetpotatoes and garlic.  And then it's only a matter of time before you're pulling it out of the oven and letting it cool, all warm and delicious-smelling, on your kitchen counter.  Cinderella's ready for the ball! 


And boy, talk about the belle of the ball!  Any doubts I had about making a quiche, especially one with a crust made of meat, flew out the window as soon as folks started serving themselves.  Before touching any other dish on the table, everyone made a beeline for the quiche.  It was like they were racing to make sure they got some before it was gone.  And gone it soon was.  The little that remained after the first round was snarfed up when people went back for seconds.  More than one person said it was their favorite dish of the night; I was the only person who went home with an empty pan.  That's my idea of a successful potluck dish.

I can't take credit for coming up with the recipe, but I will take credit for finding it and executing well!



 

 

Short and sweet

I'm kind of famous amongst my extended family for going to crazy-long performances.  And it's true that I'm no stranger to six-hour operas and four-hour plays.  But not everything I see is that long, and I certainly don't think that everything should be that long.  Indeed, there's something sweet and clean and refreshing about being short and to the point. 

Take Eugene O'Neill's Hughie, for example.  With a running time of only 55 minutes, I was in and out of the theatre and back home earlier than I often get home on an ordinary worknight!  Awesome.


The great thing is that those 55 minutes were all that O'Neill needed to tell his tale.  The play is a model of tight, rigorous composition.  It reminded me of the best of the classical Greek or French tragedies, where there's only enough to accomplish the purpose of the play -- no more, no less. 

Essentially, the play presents the first meeting of two men in a hotel lobby:  One, a guest, is a seedy gambler returning late; the other is the the night clerk at the front desk.  I say meeting, but I should probably qualify it with quotes -- "meeting" -- because they never really meet each other.  Not in a deep, meaningful way.  Their bodies are in the same room, and they talk to each other; they even sometimes listen to each other.  But their minds never meet.  Each man lives in the world of his own mind, and the play achingly depicts how those two worlds never meet, even when in any other context you'd say they did meet. 

It's almost depressing.  Indeed, for most of the play it is depressing.  The men's failed communication emphasizes the essential loneliness of being an individual person -- how you can never really get outside yourself to really experience another person.  We think we make connections and have meaningful relationships, but what if it's just an illusion we've created in our own minds?  A story that we tell ourselves that bears no relation to the story that the other person is telling himself? 

If the play had ended at 50 minutes, it would have left us in a bleak state indeed.  But, instead, during those last five minutes the O'Neill shifts the fit:  he never lets the two men connect in any real way, but he mitigates their terrible loneliness by allowing them to discover how the story in one man's mind fits with the story in the other man's mind, so that each gets from the other exactly what he needs (even though the other never realizes exactly that that's what he's giving).  It's just a little shift, but it's all that is needed for each man to feel like he isn't alone after all.  A bleak world, to be sure, but not without hope.
 

Patron of the arts

The Alvin Ailey concerts are always one of the highlights of the modern dance season at the Kennedy Center.  They come every year, and every year I go and I love them.  (Here's what I wrote about their performance last year.)  I saw them perform at the Kennedy Center on Thursday and, as always, the athleticism and beauty of the Ailey dancers left me in awe of the human form in motion. 


What was different this time around was my new status as a "Member" of the Kennedy Center.  Their telemarketers had been pestering me for years to become a member -- which essentially is the entry-level donor program -- and this year I finally gave in and sent them a check.  In return, I received a flimsy ID card, some vouchers for reduced parking fares, the promise of having access to members-only lounges during intermissions, and the internal satisfaction of having begun (in albeit a very small way) to achieve one of my life's goals.  When I left my fundraising job at the Kennedy Center (a job that I loved), I told myself that I'd rather be a patron of the arts than a person who solicited donations from patrons.  And now look at me:  a bona fide donor! 

Now, don't get me wrong:  This is NOT fancy.  I am by no means a high-roller or important at all.  And I thought I knew that, but I was still excited to go to the members' lounge during intermission.  It seemed like a sophisticated thing to do, and I figured it would be fun to take my friend Amy along with me. 

So during the first intermission we walked up to the Opera-house lounge.  As we went, Amy asked, somewhat uncertainly, if my membership was enough to cover her, too, or if she'd have to wait outside for me.  Bah, I said, of course they'll let you in!

Little did I know that they shouldn't have let either of us in!  We came to the door of what I thought was the members' lounge and greeted the hostess.  She knew me from when I worked at the Kennedy Center, and she was happy to see me.  I cheerily told her that I'd finally become a member and was looking forward to using the lounge.  She took one look at my card and laughed -- You've got the wrong lounge!  Your lounge is on the other side, up a few levels and on the right-hand side -- there are no drinks or refreshments there!  But don't worry, I like you, so you and your friend can come in anyway. 

And in we went!  We got some refreshments and enjoyed the lounge that should have been out of our league.  I was a little mortified at my mistake and made a note to myself to keep my delusions of grandeur in check.  On the other hand, I was gratified to realize that, regardless of whatever money I may give (or not give!) to the Kennedy Center, I was already a "member" in the way that really counts -- I was friends with the folks who run the place!

We finished our drinks and went back down for the next act of the performance.  During the second intermission we decided not to press our luck too far among the fancy donors.  We stayed among the plebes and agreed that we'd leave our hunt for the correct members' lounge for next time.

 

Sunday, February 3, 2013

What I ate

I spent more time cooking this weekend than I have in years!  Two reasons for that:  First, having arrived at the end of the second week of this paleo/primal challenge, I was oh so bored of eating the same rotation of grilled meats and fresh vegetables/fruits -- I needed a more complicated and satisfying hot meal.  Second, we got bonus points for trying out new-to-us recipes and sharing them with the group.

A couple of friends of mine who have been eating paleo for a while recommended some blogs with paleo recipes and directed me to a few of their favorites.  Sadly, I wasn't able to find all the ingredients for some of the recipes I was most excited about (and when I say "sadly", I really mean it -- nothing makes you want to cry in the middle of the grocery store quite like not finding that one last ingredient for the dish you've been fantasizing about all week), but I still managed to pull off three solid dishes. 

I would describe the first two as definite successes; the third as a valiant effort.  I'm looking forward to making these recipes again (with certain refinements that I've noted based on this first attempt) and to discovering more!

Butternut Squash Lasagna

This recipe comes from Health-Bent, a blog run by two crossfit coaches in South Carolina.  The trick here is to replace the pasta with slices of squash -- and it works surprisingly well.  While it lacked the cheesy goodness of ordinary lasagna, it was still delicious.  The key, I think, is to use good sausage and not to skimp on the red peppers; also, keep your squash slices thin.  The recipe is a definite keeper, and I'm curious to play around with variations (maybe add some spinach?).




Sweet Potato Hash

This recipe is the result of a Google search from the middle of the produce section at my grocery store.  In response to my concerns about losing weight (I'm trying not to) my coach suggested that I eat sweet potatoes after my workouts in the morning.  I made a batch this afternoon with the idea of having it on hand through the week.  Of course, it also made a fantastic pre-meal for the Super Bowl party I went to tonight -- by filling my tummy ahead of time, I wasn't tempted to eat the non-paleo treats that were spread ever so enticingly on the counter.



Adam's Apples

This recipe comes from one of my teammates (who may have gotten it from somewhere else, but she didn't say), and it's my first attempt at a paleo dessert.  It consists of apples (green and red) and a pear tossed with cinnamon, vanilla, dried cranberries, almonds, pecans, salt and coconut oil, and baked together in the oven.  The result didn't wow me, but I see potential:  Essentially, I would cut the salt and increase the dried cranberries, and I would cut the apples/pear smaller and cook them for longer so they were soft like in an apple pie.  I've got some apples left over, so I may give that a try later this week.



Restaurants

Not everything I ate this weekend was the fruit of my own labor.  On Friday I met up with cousin James again (which feels like an appropriately Downton Abbey-esque thing to call him), this time for dinner at Huong Viet, my favorite Vietnamese restaurant in Arlington.  With all the fantastic noodles and rice and dumplings on the menu, I was tempted to abandon my paleo challenge for the night, but then I discovered a few items that seemed paleo-friendly -- and I'm not gonna lie, I did not ask too many questions to make sure!  (Of course, there was no way I was going to try to figure out how to log all that in my food log, so while I got full points for sticking with the diet, I lost one for not keeping track... tant pis!)

Lotus root salad with shrimp and pork
Caramelized chicken with ginger and chilies

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Eat like a caveman (or, Careful what you sign up for!)

Okay, so you know how I've been going to the local Crossfit gym for a few months now, right?  Well, in early January they announced a "Primal Nutrition Challenge" and encouraged us all to sign up.  I paid only enough attention to learn that there would be a nutrition seminar followed by a structured program to help us implement the principles covered in the seminar.  Sounded good to me -- I'm always up for learning how to eat more healthily, especially if it helps make my workouts more effective.  So I enrolled.

What I didn't know is that, by so doing, I was essentially committing myself to eating like a paleolithic hunter-gatherer for the next six weeks.  Turns out "Primal" is more than just an abstract, fit-sounding word that an over-the-top gym throws around:  It's actually a fairly stringent version of the faddish "paleo" diet that has recently taken the fitness world by storm.  The basic theory appears to be that humans evolved eating meats, fruits, certain veggies, nuts and berries -- and nothing else, especially not refined sugars, grains, legumes, dairy or French pastries.  Accordingly, in order to be optimally fit, we should stick to that evolutionary diet and eliminate all those delicious bad things that make us happy fat and ill.

At first I thought it wouldn't be that big of a deal:  After all, I could try it out and, if it didn't work for me, I'd just go back to my normal diet.  But then the other shoe dropped:  I was on a team.  We were keeping score.  IT WAS A COMPETITION. 

Which meant I had to win.

Dang it.

So I went to the seminar and got indoctrinated learned the groundrules of the paleo diet.  In certain respects, I was already very close:  I already ate fresh meats and vegetables, with very little sugar.  But I also ate a fair amount of dairy and starchy carbohydrates like breads and potatoes, and all of that needed to go.  After the seminar I went out for one last burrito with beans and rice, and then went to the grocery store to stock up on things like almond milk, almond butter, coconut milk, eggs, avocadoes, nuts, bananas, bacon, chicken, tomatoes and other things that fit within the rules. 

That was all ten days ago.  Since then I've strictly adhered to the diet.  I've discovered that I love almond milk and almond butter.  I also love the robust breakfasts of eggs, bacon and avocado that I've started to eat in lieu of cereal or toast.  And in terms of how I feel, I like how this low-carb/no-sugar diet has nearly eliminated the blood sugar highs and lows of a more ordinary diet:  Gone are those starving hunger pangs and those postprandial "food comas" -- the day proceeds in a much more even way (which is an effect that I'd approximated for years simply by not eating; this strikes me as a better way to get there).

I've also discovered that the paleo diet is not for the poor or the time-strapped.  So far my grocery bill has tripled (these specialty, non-processed foods are expensive!), as has the time I spend in the grocery store.  When you have to read every single label to make sure it doesn't have sugar or grain or legumes or dairy, or when you have to go to three different stores just to find "coconut aminos" to replace your soy sauce, there's no longer such a thing as a quick run to the grocery store.  And I'm starting to tire of what feels, at least lately, like a meat- and fat-heavy diet.

Still, I've lost three pounds (which wasn't the goal, but there you have it).  I feel great (it helps that eating "paleo" isn't the only thing we're doing:  we get points for workouts, for getting at least 7 hours of sleep each night, for setting goals and achieving them, for experimenting with new recipes).  And, of course, my team is winning. 

Speaking of my team, that has been the best part of this whole project so far.  It's a good group of people (both men and women) who are enthusiastic and supportive.  We have a private Facebook group where we share recipes, ask questions, and encourage each other.  For example, this happened the other day:


In a world where I often feel conspicuously out of place and eons behind everyone else in the gym, this is the first time I have ever felt this sort of community and support from fellow gym-goers.  That, alone, is enough to make this paleo challenge worth it.

The contest runs through the first week of March, and I'm planning to stick it out.  I'm not quite as convinced by the diet as some of my teammates are, but I figure six weeks of it can't hurt me, and maybe I'll become a true-believer -- or at least pick up some good ideas along the way. 

In any event, I'll keep you posted.